Everyday Is An Exercise In F@%#ing Crisis Management!

My damn phone is a hotline! My name is the flavour of the month! My mailbox is bursting its seams! My fingers can't keep up with my thought train! My low-end-no-display phone don't allow me to screen unproductive calls! The fax toner cartridge is out at the most inopportune time!

So there, my rant is over...for now.